whydidyoudelete

This will be my only election-based post.  Most, if not all, of the people who will read this are not those who this post is directed at, so this is more of a vent.  Oh and if you happen to be one of the people I'm talking about.  Then fuck you.  Onward.

Dear white bread ass mother fucking piece of shit Republican morons:

Barack Obama is

NOT FUCKING MUSLIM
NOT FUCKING MUSLIM
NOT FUCKING MUSLIM
NOT FUCKING MUSLIM
NOT FUCKING MUSLIM
NOT FUCKING MUSLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saying that he is only shows that you do no research on who you are supporting at all, and you only vote based on party or perhaps even skin color.  I am not a McCain supporter, but even I know a good bit about him, his policies, and his background.  It's so fucking annoying that everytime anyone talks good about Obama, they have to throw in that he is a "good"/"committed"/"respectable" Christian, just to make sure there is no confusion.  Because if they didn't, then even more people would think (for some fucking reason) that he is Muslim.  They don't have to talk about McCain's religion because he's a white Republican, so OBVIOUSLY he's a devout, do-good Christian (except for the cheating on his wife and having a child out of wedlock thing, but anyway).  You only think that Obama is Muslim because you're scared of his name.  Fuck you.  And even if he was Muslim, who gives a fuck?  Oh that's right, every scared, dumbass Christian who is going to vote for Palin (oops, sorry, McCain..) because they don't want a non-Christian in the Oval Office.  OH WAIT, OBAMA IS CHRISTIAN?  THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD MUST BE CAVING IN ON ITSELF!  A NEGRO IN THE WHITE HOUSE?  OH FUCK, HE'S HALF WHITE?  HIS NAME IS BARACK?  HE'S MUCH SMARTER, SUCCESSFUL, AND MORE EDUCATED THAN I AM? OH GOD MY TINY FUCKALL WHITE CHRISTIAN BRAIN CANNOT COMPREHEND IT!

Go to your local cliff and jump off of it.

Life inventory.

Things that make me happy:

- Aidan and Merlot
- Doing stupid shit to make Aidan laugh. This includes making dumb faces, dancing around like an idiot, doing unnatural noises, hurting myself, etc.
- Bathing Aidan, he loves water
- Cooking for Merlot and myself
- Working days, cleaning when I get home, watching a movie before I go to sleep
- Being home and making use of myself somehow, in general, makes me happy.

Things that bum me out:

- NOTHING WORTH LISTING.

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Never a dull moment around this house. I wish I saw my friends more. But hey, you guys have my phone number/AIM/myspace. You could come to the apartment and hang out sometimes. We have a DVD player, digital cable and movies on demand. But then again you can't get drunk or high or fuck any girls here, so I guess it's not worth it.

I got Blockbuster Online recently, I can take out three movies at a time. Any suggestions? I'm trying to only get movies I have never seen. So far I've gotten Semi-Pro, Babel, and Chopper. I've only watched Semi-Pro so far, it was all right, the bear scene was pretty funny.

Whenever I read about or hear about children being molested, raped, killed, abused, or otherwise violently taken advantage of, it nearly sends me into an uncontrollable rage. The official national penalty for any of those found guilty of said acts should be 30 minutes alone in a locked room with me. I would do that job for free. God damn it if anyone ever touches my son they are going to die. And I don't mean that in the sense that "oh man I'd kill you," that a lot of people say in passing. I seriously will murder someone. As in take their life. By whatever means is quickest.

Part of parent-to-child love is a blind and violent sense of protection. I think I exemplify that trait. It's hard to explain to someone who doesn't have a child. But the emotion is so intense that I lose all rational sense. And it's just a hypothetical situation that I create in my head. I can only imagine how insane I would be if something actually happened in real life.

Doin big things

Aidan is 4 months old and already more of a boss than most people.

I work a lot but I don't mind.  Going back to school... tired of being broke... time to make serious cash.  Gotta put a kid through college and whatnot.

What up my dudes

Finally getting settled in the new place. It's not as nice as our last one, but it's a bit bigger and it's cheaper. This place is all carpeted, our last two places were all hardwood, cept the last place had berber in the bedrooms. I kinda missed carpet. Aidan likes to lay on it, and it will be better for him when he starts to crawl/walk. Not to mention the coldness of hardwood gets old. Plus this place has two bathrooms, which will be nice when he starts to potty train.

Moving is stressful on the wallet, but in the long run it will save us a lot of money to live here instead. Also, a lot of other lifestyle changes will bring us to a better place financially.

Knockin doorz down
Show and pop surround

Anyone here work as a bouncer? Or have in the past?

I do currently, as a night job... it's fun. I used to dislike security at bars/clubs/venues, but working as one has since made me think again. Yeah, some bouncers are straight assholes, but not the lot of us. Dealing with drunk and/or disorderly people is a pain in the ass, and a lot of times our patience is just worn completely thin. Normally I don't have to rough people up, since we're kind of an upscale place... we have a dress code, so most of our issues are at the door, with people who are pissed that we won't let them in with whatever the fuck it is they're wearing. Our second biggest problem is dudes harassing our waitresses/bartenders.

Worst thing that's happened to me, so far (I've been doing it for about 5 months), is some guy spitting in my face after I was making him leave because he attacked his girlfriend. Pretty gross, but he got choked out and roughed up by the whole security team.

Also we had to kick some dude out a while back due to the fact that he shit his pants cause he was so fucked up.

I also got called a "faggot" by a tranny, of all people, tonight. Amazing

As a side note, I work with a guy who is a master of Brazilian jiu-jitsu... he will twist you up like a pretzel in a matter of .2 seconds

ITT post your bouncer stories, or stories involving bouncers.

It's a boy

Bullseye

My cat is awesome, this is how she sleeps

One cool thing about Cosmos is that I can go into work a bit drunk and it doesn't matter. It actually makes it easier to deal with stupid drunks if I'm buzzed... they are slightly less annoying. Granted I get silly when I get drunk, but I don't see how or why people act like complete children after a few drinks. Yes, I'm kicking you out of the club. No, I don't care who you are. No, I'm not being a bully, you're being a 30 year old pussy. You'd be surprised how many "grown" men act like 8 year old girls when you violate their sense of importance. I guess a high level job at Wachovia or Bank of America doesn't give you much integrity...

And a message to all the dudes out there: girls might like it, but -WOMEN- DON'T like it when you stare at them with a drunkenly glazed look on your face, or when you use shitty pick up lines like "Hey you!" Also the size XXXL polo on your 175lbs frame looks gay as hell, get some clothes that fit you, faggot. Also come out of that fake ass/leased diamond chain, you're not fooling anyone, Mr. 4th string Panthers player. And the fact that you bought a pair of Gucci sunglasses just means you probably have a vagina. Also, if your mother knew how you acted while you were out in public, I hope she'd slap the taste out of your mouth.

Anyway, what's up witchyall?

Also my number is 7048771289, unlike the typo in my last post...

What's up livejournal tipriders? Not much here, I work a lot... full time at American Apparel and part-time at Cosmos. I never update this thing anymore, and I also deleted my myspace. If you want to reach me:

phone - 704877128
aim - real talk one11
email - jackpocalypse@gmail.com

Nothing to write, really

Time to celebrate my independence by getting wastehammered (thanks Ben for that term of yesteryear)

I don't even know what this means, but if you like harry potter then you're probably 8 and shouldn't be using the internet anyway

Hell yeah

But anyway, shut the fuck up

I'm in ur Merlot, makin her pregnant

I didn't even call my dad on his birthday. I'm sure he had a lot of fun with my mom's money anyway.

Get drunk

Seventh of eight days of work in a row... holla

I'm (finally) getting my new video card today. Ordering it, anyway... it's about time. Here it is

Merlot bought me some Chanel cologne for Valentine's Day... baller status. I will use too much of it, on purpose.

Also, my back is really stiff

For the hell of it, my new AIM is

real talk one11